Saturday, June 6, 2009

CHOOOOOOOO CHHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

"namaskaar train no (ek do shoonya shoonya chaar che) .. hyderabad se delhi jaane waali rajdhaani express platform number DO pe khadi hai ................... there is a very funny voice that makes this announcement .. and when i was little i thought this lady had the coolest job :P.....because when she announces the train that you are going in .... the EXCITEMENT starts ....
I LOVE TRAINS .... i know everyone does .. except for the small majorityy who think planes are SO cool ...*NOTTTTTTT!!!* :P....there are certain people i am sure we all see in a train ...

1.DADDY COOL- the man who will be ahead of the family ... walking fast to get to the platform ... carrying the heaviest bag and still it will be difficult for the kids to keep up ... he will be the one who will enter the bogey first .. he will always settle the luggage ... and DEFINATLEY will have small talk with co passengers .... and if grandma is travelling .. then daddy dearest will request for a lower birth .... he will go buy coffee ... will be the quietest on the journey .. and who will always know WHICH STATION COMES NEXT .....

2.MOMMY MADNESS- she will be carrying a wter bottle and the food items .. will be screaming loudly at daddy who will be running to the platform... she will enter the bogey after all the luggage is put in .. will make sure the kids are in ... she will remove a CHAIN and lock the luggage*bcoz u can never be too sure ..thats what she will say* .... she wont talk to the copassengers first .. but when she does oh man you can write a book :P:P .....she will always open the food ... will for sure be carrying paper plates and tissues .... and she will keep screaming at the kids if they go near the door :P

3.WEIRD UNCLE-you will always have that one fellow passenger who will try so hard to talk to u .... he will crack some really lame jokes .. and will talk about politics and how india is .. when he wouldnt have done two shits about it ..... he will not be talking to his own wife but will always talk to ur mom .. and will pinch u r brothers cheeks and say *kitnaa pyaara hai:P* ..... he will not buy anything that the vendors sell .. but will never refuse when u offer :P .....

4.PAINFUL KID- maybe its just my goddam luck .. but i invariably have a painful kid travelling with me ..... the kid will be the noisiestt , will ask the dumbest questions .. will do everything his mother asks him not to do , will drop the food .. and will not sleep even for 2 minutes .... whats funny about this is ... somehow the mother never seems to think her kid is a BRAT ... she will just say *nahi beta aise math karo ..and smile ....can you believe it SMILE* ..... we on the other hand will be plotting how we can pound that kid :P ......

5.GRUMPY GRANDPARENTS- normally we have 2 sets of grandparentss .. the happy ones and the grumpy ones ... i am yet to come across the happy set ... Grandma is the grumpier one .. she will be cursing the whole time she gets on to the train .. because her aged knee caps give in and she cant climb ... after she gets in she will sit near the window even though she will never look out .. and never give the kid a chance .... she will sleep whenever she feels like .oh oh also she will always be talking about her SON or DAUGHTER in america..even though she is travelling with the indian one :P and when she has to go to the loo .. oh man its an EXPEDITION :P ..
granddad on the other hand is happier than grandma .. but he too can be weird .... he will be the one playing with the PAINFUL kid ... and trying to make funny faces ..... he will be the man who will ask for dinner at 7 45 and who will want the lights out by 9 ... yes and how can we forget HE my friends is the SNORER ....he will sleep peacefully while the rest of the bogey has a screwed night ... :P :P....

6.LONER LONER - hmm the lonely traveller .. mostly a guy in a shirt coming from office .. always with his phone or a book ... not looking up to see who his co passenger is .. the guy who will get down a every station to know the name *i dont think he knows what windows are :P*... the guy who wont get foood and who will buy everything that the vendorss bring ... he will be the guy who will answer to the point .. and the guy who your mum will point and say to your kid brother*dekho main uncle ko bolti ..woh tumhe pakadke, bhoot ko khiladete :P * heheheheheheheeheeh ......

7.HAPPY HIPPIE- the happiest person on the train ... they could be happy about going on a holiday .. or just the train and its sights and sounds ... they will be the antakshari playing .. cutlet eating ... jokes cracking ... standing near the dooor person ... they will sleep whenever .... get up 2 stations before their station ... drink tea in the morning .. and who will talk to the co passengers

I am the happy hippie .. and i am sure most of u are too ... but at some point in our lives we will become all those people i just wrote about .... i hope years later if u do read this again, u laugh and say .. HEYYYYYY thats me :P .... aurevoir ....