Tuesday, May 27, 2008

"SOAPY LIVES"

so i was talkin to kummu bhai (kumail is what his parents decide to name him ..... dumbumfum.. is what we call him .. :P... he is gonna kill me for this )anyway ... he is in dubai enjoyin the summers, shwarmas, sexy babes... lolol.... and we get talkin about how life is .. and college .. and stuff .. and suddenly my mind wanders ... back to our COLLEGE day .... december 16 was the day ... and we were doing a play .. we as in . the crazy nuts i call friends ... :P:P... (peace u guys .. heeheh )..... ya so our teacher told us(yeah teacher not MAAM . i call her teacher) .. we were supposed to think of a play and a theme .. and all that ..... now what better theme than a SOAP OPERA ..... no no not the general hospital ..bold and the beautiful .. or "days of our lives "...... it has to be ... "pathi vratha pathni ... bharatiya naari .. in action ......indian soap that makes no sense at all drama ..... the name ... "kyunki har saas ki kasauti ghar ghar ki kahaani hai "....... yeah awesome .. i know ..... :P:P....... the characters were exactly like there tv characters .... except for the names .. and the over acting .. but come on ... that was the whole point ..... so there was BAA.. and a vamp .. and sons .. and grandsons .. and great grandsons ... believe me ... BAA was busy ... hehehehehehhe ......... it was awesome ...the play was super ....
the funny part was after the whole play happened .. everytime i flipped channels .. and when i wud see an ad for .. "baabul ki aangan chootey na"(translates to ... daddys courtyard should never be left .forgive the horrid hindi .. ) or if i would see.. naagin..and this little kid .. with a plastic cobra head gear on her head prancing .. and hissing at the camera ... or salomi ka safar(why wud i want to know about her safar ...) or.. kahaani ghar ghar ki ...... i couldnt help think to myself ... how do these chicks or men accept roles like this ... i was so embarassed when i did BAA .... god i was made fun off forever ....... how can they follow the producer .. and agree to.. be reincarnated .. as the sisters bhatijis bua ...... i mean . seriously ...either they r really hard up for money .. or they r brain dead .. which ever it is ... the whole of india ... i mean .. the "men still rule the house and the wives stay home india "is watchin this ...... why wud anyone in their right mind even want to see what is happening in the viraani parivar ... dont they have enuff going on at home ....... and which house has like 70 ppl stayin in it .. and the bahu bringing food for the saas ... bloody such a big house they have one servant ke liye kanjoosi they r doing ...... all the actresses in the soaps .. even at 4 in the night if they r suddenly woken up by lightening with wind blowin and leaves all around (inside the house .. how i dunno ).... still have their make up intact .. with a bindi .. fake eyelashes ..... if the directors as they claim say it is a real family drama .. the wives should be in .. their nighties ... the husband should be in an IT . company ... the kid should.. grow up and go to SCHOOL.... and the divorce settlement will be a quick thing .. and no bloody person will resurrect from the dead ...and come back as a woman ...plotting against her ex wifes .. kids boyfriend ......... its hilarious .. beyond hilarious actually ....... u start forgettin how .. real life is actually when u watch stuff like that ... u start forgettin that people can be married only to ONE person .... and they can have perfectly normal kids .. not confused ones who dunno who the dad is ..... u can have husbands who r happy with their wives .. and who dont make their wives do everything .. because mom said so ....... the soaps are the most spoofable themes u wil find ........ and the directors will add to it everyday ... so keep ur eyes open .. watch the AD.. (thats all u will be able to bear ........ )... and spoof away my friend .. on the soapy lives of .. the unscientific soaps ..... aurevoir

Sunday, May 25, 2008

till death do us PART

Arushi Talwar .... does the name ring a bell .. i am sure it does more than just ring a bell .. it gives us these goosebumps .... makes our hearts think of that 14 yr old who wud've enjoyed a birthday party with her friends .... they wudve giggled the night away ... danced .. had pillow fights ... and slept after talkin about school .. and painting their toe nails .......... but that didnt happen .. somethin not even close to it happened ...... she was murdered ..... in the night .... by whom .. i dunno .. and i dont care .. all that i care about is her ...... the fact that she was a scholar in DPS .... she had pretty eyes ... she was funny .. and creative ... she had an autobiography made ...and she was a quiet girl....... her parents lost a daughter .. her friends lost their closest confidante .... her relatives lost a niece ..... her school lost a scholar ................ no one knows what it is to lose someone .. until u have actually lost someone ................when it is someone u know .. near or far .. it pinches .......
i am studying mass communication ...... i am supposed to be tomorros media person ....... believe me after i hear .... all these news channels going on about arushi's death like some ant got squashed.... i am ashamed to call myself .. a mass comm student .................. they reached stages where they were like ... "her dad killed ... her mom killed ... the neighbour killed "... all this who said .. "the police" ........ the media needed one word and they really made it a paragraph ...... i dunno who killed her (i hope he or she .. or they ... rot on the foot paths of noida..i hope they r chewed on by dogs and maggots ... and kicked by people like they were stone...)....now u know how angry i am with .. them .......ya back to the point ... Why would a father want to kill his daughter .. if they claim that he is having an affair ....... why wud he want to loose that precious kid .. who calls him papa .... and tells him to come into the pool ... and plays sharades with him .... and does him proud by doing well at school ... who wud believe that he wud slit her throat .......... who wud believe that he is the same man who cried ... when they were going to cremate the body .. of DADDYS LITTLE GIRL ............... the media has lost its emotions .... it has lost its humility ... it has lost its conscience .. it will do anythin .. anythin .. to get its trps .. up ......... if thats tomoros media .. i dont want to be it ..... i dont want to be in it ..........
my mom keeps sayin ... the world is not as how we picture it .. it is mean ... everyone is mean ...... i completely agree .... we have lost any trace of feeling ... it is more a kill every damn thing in ur path to reach the top ............ then just being a dog eat dog world ........ i dont think weddings shud have the line "till death do us part"anymore because .... we have reached that stage as a community , a country, a continent , the world ...... where we will do anything ... be it murder.. deceit ... frame ups .. greed..... anything . to get to the top ............aurevoir

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

CROSSED BY BLUE........


awwwwwwwwwwwwww... yeah thats what u just said when u saw the picture.... of the puppies ... now just imagine how many times i must be "aww"ing .. in a day ... because i work for blue cross ..... yeppp ... my good deed for the day .... i work for blue cross hyderabad ... i have always wanted to be a VET(not wet ... dirty people...).. i love animals .... i know a lot of ppl who say that but no seriously .... i dont mind the dirty job too of cleanin the puke and giving them a bath and .. checking them for fleas ..........
so i decided why not make myself of some use (i am of no use otherwise ... :P:P).... and go volunteer at the blue cross ...... just so u know blue cross is at jubilee hills .. that is blooody far off from my house .... but 10h comes to the rescue and drops me off ..right in front of the blue cross road ...... so i go and tell them i am here to volunteer .... and they look at me like (either she is not a normal teenager ... or she is being punished )...... she asks me if i am serious and if i am nervous about animals (yeah i wud be in blue cross if i was nervous about them ...:P).... she dint believe me when i siad i wasnt ... she sent me to go brush the cats and the kittens ... (truth be told .. i dont like .. feelines ..... they r unfaithful)... but still they r animals and i shud help so i go ......and this kitten ... comes meowing at me (stupid thing thought i was scared of it )..... and rubs against my shoe ..... i start brushin it .. and the other cats come too ... (wondering ... what in the world is she doing here ).. and the lady is impressed ..... so yaayy i get the job ..... first task ..... go to the adoption ward and play with the puppies ... i do as told .... and believe me when i say this ... that was the best sight of my life ..... really ... i didnt no i wud be loved the way i was that day everrrrrrrrrr..... those puppies didnt no who i was ... i dint have any treats on me .... they were still happy to see me ... they were still happy to see this nut with ear piercings .. enter with her pants folded .. not giving them enough denim to chew on ........ they were happy there was someone ... who was going to play with them .. even if they had there face covered with dirt ..... they came with gusto .... just to .. lick my hands ..... and sniff around .. ( i put on new perfume that day ).. heheheeh ......... i felt like i was their god ...... like i was the ice cream man ... for a kid .. and i was a ferrari for a guy ........
after i was done with them .. it was lunch and i had to leave .. bcoz dat was my first day and i had just gotten introduced to everything ......
it wasnt like my first day at school .... i hadnt cried bcoz mom left me .. it wasnt my first day as a senior ... i hadnt anticipated what my juniors wud be like .. it wasnt my first date .. i didnt think about wether he wud like me or not....... it wasnt like my first interview .. i didnt no if i wud get it ....... it was like a birthday ... where it was my day and everyone around me wud make it special .. this time it was much more than everyone .. it was alll of them ... making it special by a lick and sniff .. and a bark ............ i love blue cross .... cant wait to spend each day as a birthday ....... aurevoir....

Friday, May 16, 2008

R..D..B


if ur thinking of the punjabi guys singing "aaja maahi".. then no .. .. this is ... "rang de basanti "..... after like a really long time .. today i heard the song .... Khoon chala .... and i dunno if it does anything to u ... (in a clean way )... but it really makes my heart do these queer turns ... .. because every time i watch that movie (obviously i got the DVD ..... u think i wont buy it )..... i have this want to do something ... for this magnificent country i call home .....( i dont mean it in a cliche i am the guest of honour in a kids school .. speech way at all ).... i mean it just as much any other .... tantrum throwing teenager would think of it .... what the movie has done for me ... other than make me laugh .. and fall in love with kunal kapoor ... it has made me want to see INDIA .... heheh no no not in a road trippin way .. just to see india ... with friends hopefully .... the want to dance in a mela in punjab .. and drink lassi .......... those are the small things .. the bigger things it has taught me is ..... stick to something .... be it killing a screwed up politcian ... or just sticking up for a friend ..... dont waver just stick ....... it has taught me . that ... u have a voice ... go get urself a voters card .. and speak .... it has taught me .... the armed forces .. no matter what will have the respect no other job in india .. can everrr think of gaining ..... it has told me ... i am tomorrows INDIA..... and everytime i do hear that song ... i really feel a generation awakening ....i know for sure .. out of hunderds of kids .. and adults who watched that movie ... three wouldve .. made an effort to actually think of joining politics .. or .. doing something different ... the rest wouldve just .. downloaded the wallpapers off the net .. and put the song as their ringtone .......i am so sure ... half the people who saw it .. are in .. the US .. and in UK .... telling their firang friends to watch that movie ...... i dont know if i myself .. will be able to do anything for this country .... but ther is a lingering hope and a flickering flame in me ... that is pushin me ... towards being that generation ... that will awaken .. some day from their slumber ...... i have no idea .. why i even bothered writing this ..... but still ...........aurevoir

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

possssssssssssssssssssssttttttttt!!!!!!

no no ... the excitement isnt for updating the blog and writing a new post ..... it is for .. "POST"...as in .. what the post man gets u .... in bollywoood terms .... "chithi aaee hai aaee hai ":P....:P....hehheeh ...... u see the reason i am writing this post is becasue today after like a year or so i went to the post office ... and i swear when i say this "NOTHIN HAS CHANGED THERE".... god it has the same .... everythin .. that old cooler and .. one fan .. and tons of note books ...... but then u may think i am stupid and really outdated but the post office seriously brings this stupid smile on my face ....... why u ask ..... because of all those years of going with my grandfather .... (went with him this time also )........ and dont u get this sense of complete innocent joy when u see a letter posted in ur name ..... with MISS..or MR .... written on it .. from a person u love .. or some shit hole bank tellin u ... u r becoming a major so they want major to get a bank account and get looted big time ......i love the post office .. because everything seems so simple there (and slow .. )manually updating pass books what do u expect :P:P....even then ........ oh and the funniest thing .. is .. there will be like thousands and tens and thousands of people who will have the flashiest bank balances .. and debit cards which they can swipe through any hole (if u know what i mean:P:P)........ when they dont have a buck in their purse ..... even those show offs .. will have a thathagaru or a nainamma who wouldve kept some part of their life money on this fools name ..... and.. they will tell him .. "neeku chaala dabbulu vosthadi nuvvu pedda aina taruvatha .... neenu nee kosam post office lo pettina "(u will get a lot of money when u grow up .. i kept it in the post office for u )....... heheheh sorry for the telugu but i was bringing the effect u see ..... aaaa so .. mister flashy debit card guy .. becomes big .. thinks he is going to ..get like sexy booty ( i mean cash ... u filthy minds ..... :P).... and goes to the post office to see its like 4000 bucks ...... what he doesnt get is .. for his grandma that wudve been shit loads of money .......... so anytime u want to come back to "maa earth .... "... and lick her toes ... then go to a post office ........hehheehe ......... the post office is like the coolest place ever ... people come their to send their son who is in "bundelkhand"... posted in the army unit ..a letter about how the whole family has been really happy ......... or for a guy whose father has told him post office jaake emergency paisa collect kardo ...... or a mother taking a loan for her daughters wedding .... or a wife waiting for her husbands letter ...... so many things .... i think a post office gets u back to old india .... gets u back to the time where the wait for a letter seemed like the longest ..... or the post mans cycle was joy to the ears ...... the post office will always have its own charm .... this comes from the post office himself (yeah they r men .... women dont like slow jobs :P:P)..... "screw gmail and hotmail ... start writing normal letters ...... keepp life simple ... and open an account in the post office" ..... ok all that didnt come from me ... remember it came from the post office :P:P...... but really do urself a favour .. go to a post office buy some stamps .... buy an empty envelope .. and lick and stick .... heheheeh ... its a true joy in itself ..... MUNDANE .. but TRUE ....... aurevoir ...


p.s .... mom and dad welcome to my blog ..... feeel free to comment .. if u like what u read *wink wink*... heheh i am gonna get busted for this again ....... :P:P.....

Monday, May 5, 2008

..its watchumaycallit "....

Most call it "love"...i call it .. "the feeling of when u see that jackass who is made for u ... ur damned heart .. may ... i repeat... may do a flip"......... why i write about the "most talked about feeling of the world "after Hate..(yep !! hate wins in the emotions contest)...... is because the whole world including ... moi ... is talking about it , or feeling it , or FAKING IT ...... (i dont mean in a sexual "when harry met sally way ".. AT ALLL)........ its crazy .. that every time a girl likes a guy.... most of her friends will know (close friends i mean ... ).... they will be telling her how to react when they see a message from him ...(if mister flirt has switched on the one charm he has :P:P)....... . i mean it when i say it .. all girls will say "awwwwwwwwww"..so cute .... baah how sweet u both will look ... really ..so sweet .. i cant wait for u to get married (seriosuly marriage .. why not name my grandkids and buy them a house ).......anyway .... there will be tons and tons of .. dreams that are built .. houses with loads of bedrooms .. honeymoons all over the country side ...... every girl (yeah including me !!! shocked arent u ??)..... wants to meet the man of her dreams .. when she is in a bus .. or at a fest of a college .... most girls are bloody suckers for anything that even borders being romantic .......... its always the girl who will make a big deal out of stuff atleast from what i know .........
so the question in my head ..... how in the world do the "male species "feel about falling in "LOU"........do they talk too (ok fine dont say awwww .. dats just gay ).. but do they tell their friends .. that man i hope she is mine forever .... do they talk about marrying her someday ....... do they make honeymoons (i know they r planning what they r gonna be doing in it for sure .... :P:P:P)....... the reason i ask this is because ... most of the time all men ... or rather "all women"..claim that men are idiots who dont show half the interest in their women ...... and i wonder ... seriously .... well maybe i have been lucky ... or these women ( show me those bitches who start these bloody says)........ have been really unlucky ..... because most of the guys i know ..... ARE interested in their girls ...... ok not to marriage levels .... but they like it when their .. girls meet them ... and yeah they do get introduced to His friends (only if she is a hottie ..... or else she is just a fungus he likes :P:P:P)..........he will save up for her ... and take her out .. he will beg borrow and steal if it is a big date ...... most of them become friends with the recharge shop guy ..... he will lie through his nose to his parents (if they r the conservative type )........ he will make sure she reaches home safe .... he will stay awake to talk to her in the night even though he has had one really hectic day ......... he will buy her expensive gifts on her birthday and bear with her (perpetually giggling friends ......no i dont have ppl like dat .... :P:P)....... he will take time out for her ... she asks for a chocolate he will get it ... he will take photos ..... he will bear with all her mood swings (god bless u men :P:P)............. he will write her a reply to the letter she wrote ........ he will steal glances when u r in a crowd ......... he will be most comfortable with u ........ he will wait to kiss u (desperate guys not included ........ )...... he will wear a particular shirt more because u like it ....... he will have all ur pictures ....(no not in the mms scandal porno way at all ...... )........ he will hate himself if he is the reason u cry ....... he will miss u when u r gone .. and fight with u when u are near ....... he will irritate u and poke u ..... he will remember the small things u want ......... he will always say I LOVE U ..........
ok any pillas reading this ... if ur man has ok fine not all but some of the points in him .... then u got urself a good guy (can try looking if he doesnt work )...... and if he fits into most of it .. then HE IS DA MAN BABY!!!!!! .......
and guys ... if u do feel .. like any of this above (then u be on the right track my friend )......and if u arent any of this shit ..... (then stupid shit .. get a book note it down ... mug it up ... and hit on a girl after it runs in ur veins ........ ).........
dont fall in love just "because"...... and dont worry if u have kissed a lot of TOADS ......... but when u think he/she is da "jackass u lou"............please understand it is for KEEPS ..........aurevoir

Sunday, May 4, 2008

i lost HIM

i really dunno why i am writing this post .(actually because i read sana's blog). but i had to .. my heart just wouldnt keep still .. it went on forcing me to write what i have been keeping inside for a long time ...
the one day i wish to remove from my memory .. never seems to go away ..i was playing badminton with gowri ..when "nipun"this friend comes and tells me "aishu i have something to tell u "...(i was really expecting it would be about some apartment matter )... it was'nt ...... it was about MY FIRST LOVE ..... the person who taught me how to play football in the rain , how to serve a shuttle in badminton , he taught me how to aim at the stones when playing pittu , he taught me not to care when people spoke about me ...... i had known him from when i was in the first standard he was in the third .... he would let me play with all his remote cars even though they were HIS life ....... the one person who would "lattu"to call me down .. the guy who said bye to me every morning when we went to school ..... the guy who called me to the parking lot at the back to tell me "he liked liked me ".......... the guy who didnt mind telling all his friends , his cousins , his dad about me being his girl ..... the guy would call me before his cricket match just to tell me the game was "in my name "and if i lost i had to buy him orange stick .....
but nipun came bearing the worst news i could ever hear .... he came to tell me "ankur had drowned "he had gone on an excursion and there was a landslide and he went in ........... my world stopped ... gowri was holding me .. and i didnt no if i wanted to be left alone, if i wanted to stay there , if i wanted to cry to scream ...... i didnt do anythin i just stood .... just stood ... with tears streaming down my face .... i couldnt believe i had lost him ... the nut i wanted to play badminton with forever ... i couldnt believe i wasnt going to see him every morning and smile and go to school happy ............ i hated nipun for telling me what he did ... i went home and told mom ..she started crying too ... i cried myself to sleep for a month literally .... i hated why i was always the one who had shit happening to them .. that too why ... him ... why did he have to go ....most people started feeling sad for me ... they were like "poor thing "..... i hated being the poor thing .. i hated my fate ... i hated everyone who spoke about him even in a nice way .. i hated hearing his name ... because he was gone .. i felt i was the reason he went away ...... i still feel i am unlucky for a guy ,........ i miss him .. i miss being in kid love .. i miss seeing his face light up when he got me out .... i miss him come for my birthday parties and give me my gift later ...... i miss his scooty ... and miss his remote cars ............ even if i do find the love of my life ... he will always be my first love because he made "aishu"who she actually is .......... muaahh this is for u ........
this may seem like a boring post ... but if u do have someone that u love .. dont wait to tell them u love them for all the corny jokes they crack .. or all the fights u have .. or all the games u play .. dont wait to do somethin u have been wanting to do with them ... dont wait to keep statue or play hide and seek with them .......love them even if they r pissing the hell outa u .... u dunno what i would give to scream at him again ................................
LOVE WITH ALL U GOT ,ALWAYS .........aurevoir

Saturday, May 3, 2008

we"TRIP"PED

DONT we all love ROADIES ...(cut out the bitchy girls, desperate boys,mean ass producers, village bred contestants .....then we like it )...the most favourite part being the road trip .... from "CHENNAI_CHAIL"(dats wat the first episode of roadies said ).....on their bikes (ok karizmas arent the nicest bikes we know ... but still ..)......
well we did a trip too ... (no not from chennai to chail .... ya like my mom will allow it )... but we did a trip .. from here to nagarjuna sagar .... (ok so it is in the state but SO what ).....the time i got the message from jon ... saying we are going to NSD ... i thought what the hell we are going to the National School of Drama ..... (ok dont laugh ....).. and i replied saying i cant come to delhi .... and then i get a reply saying (idiot , its nagarjuna sagar dam ...NSD .... get it ... :P:P)... so i breathed a sigh of relief and (as i said before my negativity overrules all my positive thoughts ..when i hear about something ) and told him ... i cannot come ... well i got slapped for it .. but still ..... and jon (blackmailer that he is ...)tells me .. he will call mom (ya like she will be like sure jon take her and go off :P:P:P)..... but with much persuasion .... i went (making up a story to tell mom ..... obviously mass comm helps somewhere ... so DOCUMENTARY it was then .. i was the assistant.....)...and mom since she wants me to be a good film maker :P:P said sure go go go ..... :P:P....... not knowing her "little innocent daughter "was going on the road trip of a LIFE TIME ...
It started off at 6 30 in the morning ... when i was supposed to be picked up ... by jon (who was late ..and made me wait in the chowkidhars dabba ..:(...:P:P)..well he came at 7 10 ..(punctual as always )......and we were all supposed to leave from his house ..... so everyone was there ...from everyone i mean (Ritu,huz,kummubhai,jon,gautam,pooja,atul,pratap(who had come back from work and hadn't slept ,& sudhakar(who also worked nights ... )...yeah so this was it .. we were going on our first road trip .. (huz kummu and me ) i mean .... all set to leave with our bikes alloted to us .. (and a car too .... god bless that car )..... so the first stop being the petrol bunk ..(since the bikes dont have the thing where they can switch from petrol to pee .... which wouldve made travel much much cheaper .. we filled petrol ...).... and then left .... we drove out of the city onto the highway (just so u know it is the uppal road u take ..... and go ... ).. and we had officially started the road trip .... now since i am into detailing u shud know who was on what .. (i said what not .. WHOM......:P:P:P:P)....... anyway ..... ritu, gautam , huz and kummu were in the blue maruti 800 (who saved our life, and let sudhakar sleep :P:P..and had teenmaar blaring from its already worked music system ) ....... the passion plus .. (dat was sudhakars .. )had pratap and sudhakar on it .... jon and me were on the yamaha .. (the best he claims ... and i vouch for )....and the unicorn had atul and pooja .....
The drive to the place was fabulous .. (well it was like any highway u have been on )......but the trees were overruled by the engineering colleges ......... so we were driving along .. when i get the message i dreaded ... (we were getting our results dat day ..... ).. i had passed(phew!!!).... but my percentage sucked ...(like quick sand )..... anyway who cared (i did actually)... we were "tripping" ........ so we stop at the VERY FAMOUS TREE(yeah dats wat ritu and jon said .... they had stopped there before also .. )... so we stop ... get down take some pictures ... and move on ...... we drive straight to nagarjuna sagar ... but with gautam and ritu on the bike (yamaha....gautam chor took it off from us :P:P:P)...... we reached the place at 12.30 ... stopped on the bridge that overlooks the dam ..... (and when we saw the place we said "damn.. thats hot .."...ritu i just made that one up .. yaaayyyyyy)........and we had sexy tasting mosambi juice .... the guy charged a bomb for it but still .... we drank secound round also ...and threw the glasses from the bridge down ... (bad bad people we be .. not taking care of the environment .......... :P:P.....)... WE made it ... planning where we should go first we went to the rocks from where u can see the dam (u have to bloody go from one side to another ..with the big wall in between .. not the bravest thing u will do ..:P:P....) so we go .. and again as i said (since we r mass comm so be the tons of pics ... :P:P... we took group pics there which was timed by gautam and jon .. and mind u in both the pics .. i am not there completely ... hmph so much for photos ...... :P:P)..... we leave the rocks .. deciding we would come back to enter the water after lunch ..... so we go to .. "nagarjuna sagar view hotel "for some lunch ...... (the blasted place should be bombed ...... ) ...go get ourselves some decent tables .... meet two really sweet puppies ... pooja and me being the dog lovers .. carry it around and play with it .. while the others look on .. weirdly ... :P:P... we were waiting (they were waiting we had the puppies to keep us occupied )..... and they were still waiting (now we joined them too .. stupid puppies attention spans )..... and then we were all famished and still waiting ... so pooja and atul (who wa sitting on the table )..were talkin on one side .. on the other side we were all still waiting .... (hehehe that was some wait man ..... )..... and then atul decides to get off the table (not knowing the stupid marble tables werent joint ...... )he gets off and "the marble went up and came down .. with a super thud ... the thud was more a "kadang ...(u get the sound no ..)..... :P... and the marble breaks ... (u know i think the people there dont join the marble on purpose becuase they can get innocent kids like us ......:P:P..yeah yeah i know ur thinking (kids???...... ya kids ??? no harm in calling urself one sometimes ......)... so back to the point ... the marble broke .. we were there only even after the slight effort to gain the attention .. the waiter would come .. nope .. still no one ... so we decided to leave .......... just as we were all getting out ... this guy (my dear RAJU be his name )...... comes running "he says gateulu bandh cheyyandi...mana table ne irakottindru veerandaru"(dats my tattered teluguinglish version but thats wat he said )..... so the gates were closed promptly ..... and as luck would have it .... the were these two "well fed(bribed i mean) cops standing there .....(i am still shocked as to how they were at the scene so fast .... (told u it was planned ).... hmmm so mister fat cops start talking ..... and gautam and pratap were explaining how it happened ..... and then this guy (RAJU ... the man ...)tells us we need to go to the P.S(police station i mean ...... )...... *shocked *... we didnt have a choice and werent "what u may call loaded "so bribing both the cops was gonna be tough ....... anyway with no choice left we went (if ur thinking we were crying ... then ur mistaken .. we were all laughing .. pooja was just furious at raju she wouldv'e kicked him in his balls if she had a chance ).....:P:P........ none of us thought it was a big deal ... (and our dreams of going to play in the water were very short lived ......:P)...... we reach the police station ... and well the indian system being as good as it is ... tells us we should wait for the sub inspector ....(the so called boss )... ok ....fine we waited .. one hour , two hours , three hours , (bloody son of a gun ... didnt come for 3 hours ... ) then the hotel owner came .. told us that marble was very expensive (ya ... rite like it was a venetian custom made by adding a touch of human poop to it .... wat bull shit .... bloody thing was from one of those crapppy shops in nagole )......and then he gave us the amount of money we were supposed to give him ..... *wait for it*.. *drum roll*.......*7000*...*say waaaaaaaaaat *...... yep u read it right .. 7000 smackeroons... the twit thought ... college students on a road trip were gonna have a briefcase with dollars, pounds, euros, francs , yens , dinars, (what was he thinking )......... anyway ... we begged (yeah no choice we had to ).. we begged and got it down to 2grand .... we scratched our butt pockets .. made holes through our purses and got out the cash .... but no .. these police guys love having company ... so wat if u gave the money still please pay ur respects to the "very well bribed "sub inspector .. .... sure y not ...we dont mind waiting one bit ...not for another 2 hours we dont .. (there were bouts of abusive language , bouts of horrible thirst (thats when i went and asked an aunty for a bautil :P:P:P:P)..........but i am not lying when i say this .. dat for me was the best wait.everrrrr.....i have always heard of people who make the most of a situation .... u know joie de vivre ... .. but here it really was that ..... we had ritu (with the nonstop p.j flowin).. sudhakar(who dint care what happened he needed sleep )...pratap(who was adding to most of the p.js .. and making our sides hurt .. gautham (who was talking about piles ...:P:P)...atul (who was my abuse partner .... he is good :P:P)....... pooja (who was just PISSED with raju...)... huz &kummu(who werent understanding the telugu jokes but still laughing..... )..and jon ( who was calling everyone he knew .. and cracking a joke in between each call ).......... i dint care what time i reached home dat day ... i dint care .. how much time the sub inspector took (he took really long ).... i didnt care that we dint get to see the dam .... i was happy .. i was laughing ... i had learnt that no situation is dat bad dat u cant laugh and make the most of it ...... anyway story hasnt finished (picture abhi baaki hai mere dost ):P:P:P:P:P...... so the sub inspector came ... and he made atul and jon sign in some register which will later become cattle feed ........ and then we left ... it was about 7 30 .... and ... winter .. so there was a nip in the air .. we were all on our bikes in the car .... and started our drive back ..... it was freezing cold .... (the term freezing ur balls off .. proved right for the guys on the bike :P:P:P.....)..... we drove and drove .. stopped at a sad dhaba ... for a leak ....(yeah my bladder couldnt take it longer )..and then we were hungry ..... and it was cold .... i mean like shit cold ........ so we find this "newly inaugrated hotel ..called .... adiya andhra mess ...... we ordered ... non veg thalis for everyone ... and might i just say .... FUCK IT WAS AWESOME ...... it filled us up ... and the tandoor outside kept us warm (ritu atul and gautam had some medicine .... dat kept them warm ).:P:P...........but it was 12 and i had to be home .. so as always super jon to the rescue ........ i bid my goodbyes ..... told them i had fun (they looked at me like i flipped )...... but i did have fun and needed to be home in .. 15 minutes .. well yamaha's are true servers .... they serve u well in times of need .. so jon took off .. with me at the back ... and i did reach home in fifteen minutes ...... agreed there was shit that happened ..... and that we dint do much .. but i am not lying when i say this memory will be etched in my mind even if i have alzeihmers ......... it was the bestest ....... aurevoir

Friday, May 2, 2008

Ami's for "VIE"

A man is known by the company he keeps ......i have heard that damned sentence so many times ... from everyone in the family (and neighbors who hear it from my grandma dearest :P:P)..dat it used to drive me so mad .. i could strangle anyone in sight at that moment (my poor dog mostly getting it :P:P)....but there is much to much truth in dat shit ..... it does matter who ur HOMMIES are :P..... always matters .... and most people (especially in college)..have this dream dat they will be the most famous with people saying hi at every step they take (no .. i am not singing the song by police ....:P...and huz and ritu this isnt referred to u even by a long shot :P:P).....they dream of sexed out partied with their "true"friends ... who are always there when he/she needs to go to coffee day ...... (yeah dat, surely is a time of need ) ...... welll whoever is reading this ..if someone is .. and if ur still stuck in that ... blasted fantasy . SNAP OUT of it.. fast
for most .. the actual meaning of ur "Dost"(i mean in the dost ..kattif way ).... is someone who knows all the cousins in ur house even though they have just heard about them or seen pictures ..... they are the nuts who will give u ideas to run away when u fail in an exam and get ur report card and need to show it to mom ..... they r the people who will always.... always have ur back when ur in a fight with another friend who wants u to be the DENNER(where did dat word come from )when u dont want to............ the one person u dont mind having a mustache with after drinking milkshake ...... the one person whose house seems like urs and mom makes u do the work too...............the one who will wait for u to get dressed when ur going for a birthday party .. and who will always buy a box of sketch pens if u buy crayons ........ the partner in those stupid summer badminton games .......and the icecream walks ....... for always getting the water when u fall down ...... or always telling ur mom if a fight with another friend was too difficult for them to handle ............. people who will always wait at the bus stop even though they will have to be at ... that place ten minutes later ...the freak who will buy the same colour u buy .. who will take ur earrings , shoes , bag , tshirt.. anything .......who know ur stupid fantasies (sexual too.).....well they will have secrets piled up just waiting when they can burst out and spill ur beans (actually splatter it all over the news )...they are the fools who will buy u noodles when ur hungry ....come hug u at anytime they think u r down because of a stupid relationship fight ( man now i no why i get so many hugs :P:P:P).......they will have intellectual discussions .... on how ur guy/girl are .. how they have horrible dress sense .. or how they burp (its experience talking :P)....... they always know where the ipod is .. and well for them ur messages are never personal ......... u start creating bonds with everyone in their family .... (most of the time ...sometimes their parents will hate u but ur friend wont give a rats behind ...now dat is a f*****g true pal :P:P)......... and they will know all ur siblings secrets and u will know theirs ...... grose conversations happen everyday and ppl who arent in the group think ur as perverse as can be :P:P........ u are always the one whose house they r going to when actually they r (making out with their guy/girl ):P:P:P....... sleepovers have the craziest talks .... and tons of food ...they will tell u when ur acting like a jackass and also will tell u when they dont have cash....... all in all... choose them right ... dont become friends because of how they look .... because that look is PAID for (see them when they get up )then u will know ..... dont become friends because they r family friends .... dont become friends because they come to the same tuition ........... only become buddies when they dont care about how u look .. (they will tell u ur ugly when u r :P:P)... they dont care if u havent waxed ur hands or havent changed ur shirt (as long as they can breathe that is)..... they dont care if u have a sty in ur eye or a rash near ur hand .. they will still hold ur hand and look u straight in the eye ......... ur pals will love u even if u r fat (ask me ), ugly , dorky, weird, loud (ask me again),shy,emotional .....and i swear when i say this ... they r the ones ur stuck with FOR LIFE ...........


gowri,nids,huz kummu bhai , aska , jon , mary, sana, ritu, anoop , varun(ur not only friend ..bloodline match ),rohit,becka .........u guys dunno how i thank them people above that i got u ...... thanks for loving me just the way i am ...(with my mood swings ,and negativity)... thanks for keeping me grounded .. and letting me know wat my strenghts are ...... love u tons .. i got ur back all the way (i dont mean in body language i mean in troubles times ..... dont ever think i am holding ur ass :P:P:P:P:P)..... muaaaaaaaahhhhhh