Saturday, May 3, 2008

we"TRIP"PED

DONT we all love ROADIES ...(cut out the bitchy girls, desperate boys,mean ass producers, village bred contestants .....then we like it )...the most favourite part being the road trip .... from "CHENNAI_CHAIL"(dats wat the first episode of roadies said ).....on their bikes (ok karizmas arent the nicest bikes we know ... but still ..)......
well we did a trip too ... (no not from chennai to chail .... ya like my mom will allow it )... but we did a trip .. from here to nagarjuna sagar .... (ok so it is in the state but SO what ).....the time i got the message from jon ... saying we are going to NSD ... i thought what the hell we are going to the National School of Drama ..... (ok dont laugh ....).. and i replied saying i cant come to delhi .... and then i get a reply saying (idiot , its nagarjuna sagar dam ...NSD .... get it ... :P:P)... so i breathed a sigh of relief and (as i said before my negativity overrules all my positive thoughts ..when i hear about something ) and told him ... i cannot come ... well i got slapped for it .. but still ..... and jon (blackmailer that he is ...)tells me .. he will call mom (ya like she will be like sure jon take her and go off :P:P:P)..... but with much persuasion .... i went (making up a story to tell mom ..... obviously mass comm helps somewhere ... so DOCUMENTARY it was then .. i was the assistant.....)...and mom since she wants me to be a good film maker :P:P said sure go go go ..... :P:P....... not knowing her "little innocent daughter "was going on the road trip of a LIFE TIME ...
It started off at 6 30 in the morning ... when i was supposed to be picked up ... by jon (who was late ..and made me wait in the chowkidhars dabba ..:(...:P:P)..well he came at 7 10 ..(punctual as always )......and we were all supposed to leave from his house ..... so everyone was there ...from everyone i mean (Ritu,huz,kummubhai,jon,gautam,pooja,atul,pratap(who had come back from work and hadn't slept ,& sudhakar(who also worked nights ... )...yeah so this was it .. we were going on our first road trip .. (huz kummu and me ) i mean .... all set to leave with our bikes alloted to us .. (and a car too .... god bless that car )..... so the first stop being the petrol bunk ..(since the bikes dont have the thing where they can switch from petrol to pee .... which wouldve made travel much much cheaper .. we filled petrol ...).... and then left .... we drove out of the city onto the highway (just so u know it is the uppal road u take ..... and go ... ).. and we had officially started the road trip .... now since i am into detailing u shud know who was on what .. (i said what not .. WHOM......:P:P:P:P)....... anyway ..... ritu, gautam , huz and kummu were in the blue maruti 800 (who saved our life, and let sudhakar sleep :P:P..and had teenmaar blaring from its already worked music system ) ....... the passion plus .. (dat was sudhakars .. )had pratap and sudhakar on it .... jon and me were on the yamaha .. (the best he claims ... and i vouch for )....and the unicorn had atul and pooja .....
The drive to the place was fabulous .. (well it was like any highway u have been on )......but the trees were overruled by the engineering colleges ......... so we were driving along .. when i get the message i dreaded ... (we were getting our results dat day ..... ).. i had passed(phew!!!).... but my percentage sucked ...(like quick sand )..... anyway who cared (i did actually)... we were "tripping" ........ so we stop at the VERY FAMOUS TREE(yeah dats wat ritu and jon said .... they had stopped there before also .. )... so we stop ... get down take some pictures ... and move on ...... we drive straight to nagarjuna sagar ... but with gautam and ritu on the bike (yamaha....gautam chor took it off from us :P:P:P)...... we reached the place at 12.30 ... stopped on the bridge that overlooks the dam ..... (and when we saw the place we said "damn.. thats hot .."...ritu i just made that one up .. yaaayyyyyy)........and we had sexy tasting mosambi juice .... the guy charged a bomb for it but still .... we drank secound round also ...and threw the glasses from the bridge down ... (bad bad people we be .. not taking care of the environment .......... :P:P.....)... WE made it ... planning where we should go first we went to the rocks from where u can see the dam (u have to bloody go from one side to another ..with the big wall in between .. not the bravest thing u will do ..:P:P....) so we go .. and again as i said (since we r mass comm so be the tons of pics ... :P:P... we took group pics there which was timed by gautam and jon .. and mind u in both the pics .. i am not there completely ... hmph so much for photos ...... :P:P)..... we leave the rocks .. deciding we would come back to enter the water after lunch ..... so we go to .. "nagarjuna sagar view hotel "for some lunch ...... (the blasted place should be bombed ...... ) ...go get ourselves some decent tables .... meet two really sweet puppies ... pooja and me being the dog lovers .. carry it around and play with it .. while the others look on .. weirdly ... :P:P... we were waiting (they were waiting we had the puppies to keep us occupied )..... and they were still waiting (now we joined them too .. stupid puppies attention spans )..... and then we were all famished and still waiting ... so pooja and atul (who wa sitting on the table )..were talkin on one side .. on the other side we were all still waiting .... (hehehe that was some wait man ..... )..... and then atul decides to get off the table (not knowing the stupid marble tables werent joint ...... )he gets off and "the marble went up and came down .. with a super thud ... the thud was more a "kadang ...(u get the sound no ..)..... :P... and the marble breaks ... (u know i think the people there dont join the marble on purpose becuase they can get innocent kids like us ......:P:P..yeah yeah i know ur thinking (kids???...... ya kids ??? no harm in calling urself one sometimes ......)... so back to the point ... the marble broke .. we were there only even after the slight effort to gain the attention .. the waiter would come .. nope .. still no one ... so we decided to leave .......... just as we were all getting out ... this guy (my dear RAJU be his name )...... comes running "he says gateulu bandh cheyyandi...mana table ne irakottindru veerandaru"(dats my tattered teluguinglish version but thats wat he said )..... so the gates were closed promptly ..... and as luck would have it .... the were these two "well fed(bribed i mean) cops standing there .....(i am still shocked as to how they were at the scene so fast .... (told u it was planned ).... hmmm so mister fat cops start talking ..... and gautam and pratap were explaining how it happened ..... and then this guy (RAJU ... the man ...)tells us we need to go to the P.S(police station i mean ...... )...... *shocked *... we didnt have a choice and werent "what u may call loaded "so bribing both the cops was gonna be tough ....... anyway with no choice left we went (if ur thinking we were crying ... then ur mistaken .. we were all laughing .. pooja was just furious at raju she wouldv'e kicked him in his balls if she had a chance ).....:P:P........ none of us thought it was a big deal ... (and our dreams of going to play in the water were very short lived ......:P)...... we reach the police station ... and well the indian system being as good as it is ... tells us we should wait for the sub inspector ....(the so called boss )... ok ....fine we waited .. one hour , two hours , three hours , (bloody son of a gun ... didnt come for 3 hours ... ) then the hotel owner came .. told us that marble was very expensive (ya ... rite like it was a venetian custom made by adding a touch of human poop to it .... wat bull shit .... bloody thing was from one of those crapppy shops in nagole )......and then he gave us the amount of money we were supposed to give him ..... *wait for it*.. *drum roll*.......*7000*...*say waaaaaaaaaat *...... yep u read it right .. 7000 smackeroons... the twit thought ... college students on a road trip were gonna have a briefcase with dollars, pounds, euros, francs , yens , dinars, (what was he thinking )......... anyway ... we begged (yeah no choice we had to ).. we begged and got it down to 2grand .... we scratched our butt pockets .. made holes through our purses and got out the cash .... but no .. these police guys love having company ... so wat if u gave the money still please pay ur respects to the "very well bribed "sub inspector .. .... sure y not ...we dont mind waiting one bit ...not for another 2 hours we dont .. (there were bouts of abusive language , bouts of horrible thirst (thats when i went and asked an aunty for a bautil :P:P:P:P)..........but i am not lying when i say this .. dat for me was the best wait.everrrrr.....i have always heard of people who make the most of a situation .... u know joie de vivre ... .. but here it really was that ..... we had ritu (with the nonstop p.j flowin).. sudhakar(who dint care what happened he needed sleep )...pratap(who was adding to most of the p.js .. and making our sides hurt .. gautham (who was talking about piles ...:P:P)...atul (who was my abuse partner .... he is good :P:P)....... pooja (who was just PISSED with raju...)... huz &kummu(who werent understanding the telugu jokes but still laughing..... )..and jon ( who was calling everyone he knew .. and cracking a joke in between each call ).......... i dint care what time i reached home dat day ... i dint care .. how much time the sub inspector took (he took really long ).... i didnt care that we dint get to see the dam .... i was happy .. i was laughing ... i had learnt that no situation is dat bad dat u cant laugh and make the most of it ...... anyway story hasnt finished (picture abhi baaki hai mere dost ):P:P:P:P:P...... so the sub inspector came ... and he made atul and jon sign in some register which will later become cattle feed ........ and then we left ... it was about 7 30 .... and ... winter .. so there was a nip in the air .. we were all on our bikes in the car .... and started our drive back ..... it was freezing cold .... (the term freezing ur balls off .. proved right for the guys on the bike :P:P:P.....)..... we drove and drove .. stopped at a sad dhaba ... for a leak ....(yeah my bladder couldnt take it longer )..and then we were hungry ..... and it was cold .... i mean like shit cold ........ so we find this "newly inaugrated hotel ..called .... adiya andhra mess ...... we ordered ... non veg thalis for everyone ... and might i just say .... FUCK IT WAS AWESOME ...... it filled us up ... and the tandoor outside kept us warm (ritu atul and gautam had some medicine .... dat kept them warm ).:P:P...........but it was 12 and i had to be home .. so as always super jon to the rescue ........ i bid my goodbyes ..... told them i had fun (they looked at me like i flipped )...... but i did have fun and needed to be home in .. 15 minutes .. well yamaha's are true servers .... they serve u well in times of need .. so jon took off .. with me at the back ... and i did reach home in fifteen minutes ...... agreed there was shit that happened ..... and that we dint do much .. but i am not lying when i say this memory will be etched in my mind even if i have alzeihmers ......... it was the bestest ....... aurevoir

9 comments:

jona said...

well ... tat was one hell of a road-trippin .... all in all, sumthin which we wil never forget when we hear the three letters .... N-S-D ..


P.S ... Yamaha - The fastest thing on two wheels without a flight pattern. :)

jona said...

P.P.S - Speed kills, Ride a YAMAHA. :D

shuuuu said...

heheh yeah u know i am gonna put ur name for ..... yamaha brand ambasaddor ..... heheh .. yeas i will always remember nagarjuna sagar now when someone says ....NSD..... and jon .. ur not doing a very good job teaching people traffic sense ....... speed kills ... dont ride at all .... :P:P... thats a responsible adult.... heheheeh

RituRaz said...

I CANNOT bring myself to read neyond the point where we reache dthe hotel>>. F**t98~!&%^&%(*&(&! $%$#^!.. watevver happened shouldnt have happened.. screw the system! screw th cops, specially that SUb inspector..
He should be called S.O.(a)B inspector..n that other ghuys tooo....
n raju toh.... X-(

shuuuu said...

heheh ritu ... i know i know .... but still i thought it was a sexo trip ... without much "so"a"b ":P:P....and dont say anythin to my lover raju ... he be the bestest .....
:P:P:P.... kiddin ... heheh

Kumail said...

i thnk we need 2 thnk da "the master planner" 4 da road trip - jon...an thank u shu 4 makin me relive da trip...it wuz an experience evn if we dint make it 2 da dam! i'm game 4 a second round

shuuuu said...

kummmuu bhai .. i dont mind doin the trip ... 600 times if i could .. yeah jon thank u .... and kummu and everyone else .. thanks for the company .....

nids!!! said...

heard the horrible P.S bit too many! i wish the law enforcement hadnt ruined a part of ur wonderful road trip!! written brilliantly! describes it welllll!

shuuuu said...

thanks nidoh .... yeah i wish the crap all law didnt do that also wish u had come along ....... we wudve laughed our pretty (yep we got pretty )behinds offf :P:P:P... muaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh