Wednesday, May 14, 2008

possssssssssssssssssssssttttttttt!!!!!!

no no ... the excitement isnt for updating the blog and writing a new post ..... it is for .. "POST"...as in .. what the post man gets u .... in bollywoood terms .... "chithi aaee hai aaee hai ":P....:P....hehheeh ...... u see the reason i am writing this post is becasue today after like a year or so i went to the post office ... and i swear when i say this "NOTHIN HAS CHANGED THERE".... god it has the same .... everythin .. that old cooler and .. one fan .. and tons of note books ...... but then u may think i am stupid and really outdated but the post office seriously brings this stupid smile on my face ....... why u ask ..... because of all those years of going with my grandfather .... (went with him this time also )........ and dont u get this sense of complete innocent joy when u see a letter posted in ur name ..... with MISS..or MR .... written on it .. from a person u love .. or some shit hole bank tellin u ... u r becoming a major so they want major to get a bank account and get looted big time ......i love the post office .. because everything seems so simple there (and slow .. )manually updating pass books what do u expect :P:P....even then ........ oh and the funniest thing .. is .. there will be like thousands and tens and thousands of people who will have the flashiest bank balances .. and debit cards which they can swipe through any hole (if u know what i mean:P:P)........ when they dont have a buck in their purse ..... even those show offs .. will have a thathagaru or a nainamma who wouldve kept some part of their life money on this fools name ..... and.. they will tell him .. "neeku chaala dabbulu vosthadi nuvvu pedda aina taruvatha .... neenu nee kosam post office lo pettina "(u will get a lot of money when u grow up .. i kept it in the post office for u )....... heheheh sorry for the telugu but i was bringing the effect u see ..... aaaa so .. mister flashy debit card guy .. becomes big .. thinks he is going to ..get like sexy booty ( i mean cash ... u filthy minds ..... :P).... and goes to the post office to see its like 4000 bucks ...... what he doesnt get is .. for his grandma that wudve been shit loads of money .......... so anytime u want to come back to "maa earth .... "... and lick her toes ... then go to a post office ........hehheehe ......... the post office is like the coolest place ever ... people come their to send their son who is in "bundelkhand"... posted in the army unit ..a letter about how the whole family has been really happy ......... or for a guy whose father has told him post office jaake emergency paisa collect kardo ...... or a mother taking a loan for her daughters wedding .... or a wife waiting for her husbands letter ...... so many things .... i think a post office gets u back to old india .... gets u back to the time where the wait for a letter seemed like the longest ..... or the post mans cycle was joy to the ears ...... the post office will always have its own charm .... this comes from the post office himself (yeah they r men .... women dont like slow jobs :P:P)..... "screw gmail and hotmail ... start writing normal letters ...... keepp life simple ... and open an account in the post office" ..... ok all that didnt come from me ... remember it came from the post office :P:P...... but really do urself a favour .. go to a post office buy some stamps .... buy an empty envelope .. and lick and stick .... heheheeh ... its a true joy in itself ..... MUNDANE .. but TRUE ....... aurevoir ...


p.s .... mom and dad welcome to my blog ..... feeel free to comment .. if u like what u read *wink wink*... heheh i am gonna get busted for this again ....... :P:P.....

12 comments:

nids!!! said...

mad woman u are!!! what and all u write about! i likes! :) ummmaaahh! how did this go up? :P

shuuuu said...

hehehe muaaaaaaaahhhh thanks .. i know me and my mundane master mind ... lol ...........muahhhh ... it haoppened i am back in the game .. or whatever i just meant .... how is the post ... muaaaahhh

Sana said...

arre i love post office too !! :D

shuuuu said...

yaaayyyy saaannnuu zindabad ...... hehhehehe muahhh

huzefa said...

i don't think mr. post office will have ever felt so honoured in hbis lifetime of like....10,000 years...(u kno y i say 'him' don't u?? read blog...hehe). Btw...great post...cheers!!!

shuuuu said...

yaaaaayyyy ajifa man .. u commented .. why thank u thank u thank u ........ and .. yeah mister post office needed his due .... :P:P

huzefa said...

so, did u pay it to him then?? lol

Robin said...

Hey Kothi Pilla... Never thought that posssssttt office would be so emotional to you...Especially with the gender issue...glad to see you back in business...Luvd it nyway..Mmmwahh... From Me and My Baby...Luv u...Mmmmmwah

shuuuu said...

woooow robin annna ...... cant believe u read it .. awww thanks so much .. and yeah i love the post office .. jheeheheheheh i will never go out of business ... thanks a lot for the comment .... muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh to ur baby and u ....

dr div said...

yup!.. reading your blog... loved how you felt about the post office.. but next time before you lick and post that empty envelope... darling.. put a letter in .. to your mom!... do i hear an ABBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!... yup . i think i do!! ha ha

shuuuu said...

heheheh no maa ... no abbbbaaa ... hehe that word has gone out ... new word is ..... bull shit .... atleast for some time .... thanks ma ... i love the post office ... first person i should thank has to be thatha ..... and yeah will lick .. put letter in and stick .... and post to mom .. ok ...

mary said...

i LOVE letters n i LOVE post office...hehe...seriously its like the best plac n its amazin to c a letter wid ur name on it ...mwah