"SOAPY LIVES"

so i was talkin to kummu bhai (kumail is what his parents decide to name him ..... dumbumfum.. is what we call him .. :P... he is gonna kill me for this )anyway ... he is in dubai enjoyin the summers, shwarmas, sexy babes... lolol.... and we get talkin about how life is .. and college .. and stuff .. and suddenly my mind wanders ... back to our COLLEGE day .... december 16 was the day ... and we were doing a play .. we as in . the crazy nuts i call friends ... :P:P... (peace u guys .. heeheh )..... ya so our teacher told us(yeah teacher not MAAM . i call her teacher) .. we were supposed to think of a play and a theme .. and all that ..... now what better theme than a SOAP OPERA ..... no no not the general hospital ..bold and the beautiful .. or "days of our lives "...... it has to be ... "pathi vratha pathni ... bharatiya naari .. in action ......indian soap that makes no sense at all drama ..... the name ... "kyunki har saas ki kasauti ghar ghar ki kahaani hai "....... yeah awesome .. i know ..... :P:P....... the characters were exactly like there tv characters .... except for the names .. and the over acting .. but come on ... that was the whole point ..... so there was BAA.. and a vamp .. and sons .. and grandsons .. and great grandsons ... believe me ... BAA was busy ... hehehehehehhe ......... it was awesome ...the play was super ....
the funny part was after the whole play happened .. everytime i flipped channels .. and when i wud see an ad for .. "baabul ki aangan chootey na"(translates to ... daddys courtyard should never be left .forgive the horrid hindi .. ) or if i would see.. naagin..and this little kid .. with a plastic cobra head gear on her head prancing .. and hissing at the camera ... or salomi ka safar(why wud i want to know about her safar ...) or.. kahaani ghar ghar ki ...... i couldnt help think to myself ... how do these chicks or men accept roles like this ... i was so embarassed when i did BAA .... god i was made fun off forever ....... how can they follow the producer .. and agree to.. be reincarnated .. as the sisters bhatijis bua ...... i mean . seriously ...either they r really hard up for money .. or they r brain dead .. which ever it is ... the whole of india ... i mean .. the "men still rule the house and the wives stay home india "is watchin this ...... why wud anyone in their right mind even want to see what is happening in the viraani parivar ... dont they have enuff going on at home ....... and which house has like 70 ppl stayin in it .. and the bahu bringing food for the saas ... bloody such a big house they have one servant ke liye kanjoosi they r doing ...... all the actresses in the soaps .. even at 4 in the night if they r suddenly woken up by lightening with wind blowin and leaves all around (inside the house .. how i dunno ).... still have their make up intact .. with a bindi .. fake eyelashes ..... if the directors as they claim say it is a real family drama .. the wives should be in .. their nighties ... the husband should be in an IT . company ... the kid should.. grow up and go to SCHOOL.... and the divorce settlement will be a quick thing .. and no bloody person will resurrect from the dead ...and come back as a woman ...plotting against her ex wifes .. kids boyfriend ......... its hilarious .. beyond hilarious actually ....... u start forgettin how .. real life is actually when u watch stuff like that ... u start forgettin that people can be married only to ONE person .... and they can have perfectly normal kids .. not confused ones who dunno who the dad is ..... u can have husbands who r happy with their wives .. and who dont make their wives do everything .. because mom said so ....... the soaps are the most spoofable themes u wil find ........ and the directors will add to it everyday ... so keep ur eyes open .. watch the AD.. (thats all u will be able to bear ........ )... and spoof away my friend .. on the soapy lives of .. the unscientific soaps ..... aurevoir